If you just made a post, click here to view it.
Renee
02-24-2010 2:42:43 PM EST
 Sorrry about your neck... mine stuff will be in Thursday Night. Where did you the the picture?? very cool
carol simmons
02-24-2010 9:01:31 AM EST
 I've been under the weather again UGH. where can I sign up for a new neck and back?
The newsletter deadline is Saturday, Feb 27. that's this coming Saturday. I still need some articles--Renee,
Gail, etc. Bring 'em on, ladies.
Jeannie
02-23-2010 9:19:17 PM EST
Senior Citizen ... this is priceless !
I thought about the 30 year business I ran with 1,800 employees, all
without a Blackberry that played music, took videos, pictures and
communicated with Facebook and Twitter.
I signed up under duress for Twitter and Facebook, so my seven kids,
their spouses, 13 grandkids and 2 great grand kids could communicate
with me in the modern way. I figured I could handle something as simple
as Twitter with only 140 characters of space.
That was before one of my grandkids hooked me up for Tweeter, Tweetree,
Twhirl, Twitterfon, Tweetie and Twittererific Tweetdeck, Twitpix and
something that sends every message to my cell phone and every other
program within the texting world.
My phone was beeping every three minutes with the details of everything
except the bowel movements of the entire next generation. I am not
ready to live like this. I keep my cell phone in the garage in my golf
bag.
The kids bought me a GPS for my last birthday because they say I get
lost every now and then going over to the grocery store or library. I
keep that in a box under my tool bench with the Blue tooth [Blue tooth
but it's red] phone I am supposed to use when I drive. I wore it once
and was standing in line at Barnes and Noble talking to my wife as
everyone in the nearest 50 yards was glaring at me. Seems I have to
take my hearing aid out to use it and I got a little loud.
I mean the GPS looked pretty smart on my dash board, but the lady inside
was the most annoying, rudest person I had run into in a long time.
Every 10 minutes, she would sarcastically say, "Re-cal-cu-lating." You
would think that she could be nicer. It was like she could barely
tolerate me. She would let go with a deep sigh and then tell me to make
a U-turn at the next light. Then when I would make a right turn
instead, it was not good.
When I get really lost now, I call my wife and tell her the name of the
cross streets and while she is starting to develop the same tone as
Gypsy, the GPS lady, at least she loves me (after 50+ years I certainly
hope so).
To be perfectly frank, I am still trying to learn how to use the
cordless phones in our house. We have had them for 4 years, but I still
haven't figured out how I can lose three phones all at once and have to
run around digging under chair cushions and checking bathrooms and the
dirty laundry baskets when the phone rings. It was a lot easier when it
was connected to a cord (for the kids out there reading this, yes, there
used to be a cord attached to the phone - and we only had one phone in
the house! I won't even go into "party lines" but older folks know what
I'm talking about).
The world is just getting too complex for me. They even mess me up
every time I go to the grocery store. You would think they could settle
on something themselves but this sudden "Paper or Plastic?" every time I
check out just knocks me for a loop. I bought some of those cloth
reusable bags to avoid looking confused but I never remember to take
them in with me.
Now, I toss it back to them. When they ask me, "Paper or Plastic?" I
just say, "Doesn't matter to me. I am bi-sacksual."
Then it's their turn to stare at me with a blank look.
Jan
02-22-2010 7:48:27 AM EST
Hi, I didn't know were to post my request. I have posted it two places.
I need help with my garden. I can't keep up with the weeds because of my foot and my back.
If you can help call me at 641 1509 Jan
Renee
02-21-2010 4:05:33 PM EST
I just added a movie and popcorn for Sunday Feb 28th "The Bucket List" 6:pm clubhouse It is a comedy with Jack Nicholson and Morgan Freeman. C U there!
Renee
02-20-2010 11:06:54 PM EST
 First time hosting Karaoke Barb S. and Faye C. a Great Job Ladies. Bob Goddard ran the karaoke machine.. Thanks to all of you wonderful people who volunteer your time!!! That is WHY this park does so well. lots of people put forth the effort!
Renee
02-20-2010 10:57:41 PM EST
 DooRon and the rondetts... Ron and Dorthry Farell, Kate Mast and Marita Stroud
Renee
02-20-2010 10:55:21 PM EST
We had new singers tonight Ralph and Jane...way to go ya'll
Renee
02-20-2010 10:52:44 PM EST
We have a lot of great singers in the park..
Renee
02-20-2010 10:51:39 PM EST
Karaoke we had over 52 people come... Gr4eat Job to all...
Renee
02-20-2010 2:24:26 PM EST
Karaoke tonight 7pm ya'll come
Renee rsammo0n s55@yahoo,com
02-17-2010 5:12:07 PM EST
Welcome back Carol and Steve... sorry for your loss
Jean
02-16-2010 8:37:36 PM EST
 A TRIP TO COSTCO
Yesterday I was at my local COSTCO buying a large bag of Purina
dog chow for my loyal pet, Biscuit, the Wonder Dog and was in the
checkout line when woman behind me asked if I had a dog.
What did she think I had, an elephant? So since I'm retired and have
little to do, on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, I
was starting the Purina Diet again. I added that I probably shouldn't,
because I ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50
pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes
coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.
I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that
it works is you load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat
one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so
it works well and I was going to try it again. (I have to
mention here that practically everyone in line was now enthralled with my
story.)
Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the
dog food poisoned me. I told her no, I stepped off a curb to sniff an
Irish Setter's butt and a car hit us both.
I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was
laughing so hard.
Costco won't let me shop there anymore.
Better watch what you ask retired people. They have all the time in the
world to think of crazy things to say.
Renee
02-16-2010 4:16:50 PM EST
THAT IS 7' X 9 ' NOT INCHES!!!!!
Renee
02-16-2010 4:15:56 PM EST
Daytona 500 on the 7"x9" screen coming through a small box donated by the Stoodlys, then run into the front projector amd into our sound system... Great Job. thank you Lyy Burgett for hosting and all the people who brought food. the women payed hand and foot and watched the RACE!!!
Renee
02-16-2010 4:12:34 PM EST
Fly over... what a fantastoc sight!!!
Renee
02-16-2010 4:11:35 PM EST
Tim McGraw doing what he does best ... he sang and looks GOOD in those jeans!!!! ay Daytona 5oo
Renee
02-16-2010 4:09:59 PM EST
Harry Conick JR sang the Star Spangle Banner 20 of us was watching on the big screen at the clubhouse
Renee
02-16-2010 4:08:20 PM EST
The American Flag flying FREE at the Daytona 500
Renee
02-16-2010 4:06:58 PM EST
Our year round tree decorated with red for Valentines day... Marita Stroud you do a wonderful job!!!!!!
Renee
02-16-2010 4:00:55 PM EST
Nichol and Dimes Band Great entertainment... everyone had a wonderful time
Renee
02-16-2010 3:50:43 PM EST
Aggie S and Dollie G Valentine day... everyone has a great time there was a sea of red... Sharp
looking people
Renee
02-16-2010 3:48:23 PM EST
Gene & Bonnie Sweethearts dance
sue j.
02-14-2010 10:42:03 PM EST
The race was great on the BIG SCREEN. had a good time. my driver came in tenth. not too bad to start the season.
Renee rsammons55@yahoo.com
02-14-2010 10:50:04 AM EST
TODAY Nascar race 1:pm on 7' x 9' Big screen clubhouse byob, snack, finger food, chair and cushion.
PREV
1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8
9
10
11
12
13
14
15
16
17
18
19
20
21
22
23
24
25
26
27
28
29
30
31
32
33
34
35
36
37
38
39
40
41
42
43
44
45
46
47
48
49
50
51
52
53
54
55
56
57
58
59
60
61
62
63
64
65
66
67
68
69
70
71
72
73
74
75
76
77
78
79
80
81
82
83
84
85
86
87
88
89
90
91
92
93
94
95
96
97
98
99
100
101
102
103
104
105
106
107
108
109
110
111
112
113
114
115
116
117
118
119
120
121
122
123
124
125
126
127
128
129
130
131
132
133
134
135
136
137
138
139
140
141
142
143
144
145
146
147
148
149
150
151
152
153
154
155
156
157
158
159
160
161
162
163
164
165
166
167
168
169
170
171
172
173
174
175
176
177
178
179
180
181
182
183
184
185
186
187
188
189
190
191
192
193
194
195
196
197
198
199
200
201
202
203
204
205
206
207
208
209
210
211
212
213
214
215
216
217
218
219
220
221
222
223
224
225
226
227
228
229
230
231
232
233
234
235
236
237
238
239
240
241
242
243
244
245
246
247
248
249
250
251
252
253
254
255
256
257
258
259
260
261
262
263
264
265
266
267
268
269
270
271
272
273
274
275
276
277
278
279
280
281
282
283
284
NEXT
|
|
