Conversation Between Roaches               by  EmptyWorld 

"Hey Tom what happened to Bill?"

"Well, awww, he didn't make it."

"What happened?"

"Man it wasn't pretty. She caught him eating in the bag of cat food.  She scooped up some of the cat food with Bill in it and poured it down the sink. I heard a click, then a grinding noise. Bill started screaming, "Help me, help me..."  She had turned on the garbage disposal!"

"That bitch!"